Living Happily Ever After with Plants
No! I want to live! There are still too many things I don't own! Check it out, y'all. Everyone who was invited is here. Calculon is gonna kill us and it's all everybody else's fault! I'm sorry, guys. I never meant to hurt you. Just to destroy everything you ever believed in.
Oh sure! Blame the wizards! Goodbye, cruel world. Goodbye, cruel lamp. Goodbye, cruel velvet drapes, lined with what would appear to be some sort of cruel muslin and the cute little pom-pom curtain pull cords. Cruel though they may be…
Why would I want to know that? Michelle, I don't regret this, but I both rue and lament it. Now Fry, it's been a few years since medical school, so remind me. Disemboweling in your species: fatal or non-fatal?
Large bet on myself in round one. Too much work. Let's burn it and say we dumped it in the sewer. When I was first asked to make a film about my nephew, Hubert Farnsworth, I thought "Why should I?" Then later, Leela made the film. But if I did make it, you can bet there would have been more topless women on motorcycles. Roll film!
Shut up and get to the point! I barely knew Philip, but as a clergyman I have no problem telling his most intimate friends all about him. Bender, we're trying our best. Hey, tell me something. You've got all this money. How come you always dress like you're doing your laundry?
That's right, baby. I ain't your loverboy Flexo, the guy you love so much. You even love anyone pretending to be him! There's no part of that sentence I didn't like! I love this planet! I've got wealth, fame, and access to the depths of sleaze that those things bring.
That could be 'my' beautiful soul sitting naked on a couch. If I could just learn to play this stupid thing. Morbo will now introduce tonight's candidates… PUNY HUMAN NUMBER ONE, PUNY HUMAN NUMBER TWO, and Morbo's good friend, Richard Nixon.
Now that the, uh, garbage ball is in space, Doctor, perhaps you can help me with my sexual inhibitions? Pansy. Man, I'm sore all over. I feel like I just went ten rounds with mighty Thor. I was all of history's great robot actors - Acting Unit 0.8; Thespomat; David Duchovny!
I videotape every customer that comes in here, so that I may blackmail them later. Are you crazy? I can't swallow that. Well I'da done better, but it's plum hard pleading a case while awaiting trial for that there incompetence.
What kind of a father would I be if I said no? One hundred dollars. Ow, my spirit! You can crush me but you can't crush my spirit!
I'll tell them you went down prying the wedding ring off his cold, dead finger. Wow! A superpowers drug you can just rub onto your skin? You'd think it would be something you'd have to freebase. THE BIG BRAIN AM WINNING AGAIN! I AM THE GREETEST! NOW I AM LEAVING EARTH, FOR NO RAISEN!
